All Pollacks look the same in a Tuxedo
Lisa, I beat you to it!
Lisa and I just saw one of the worst movies ever, not necessarily because of its message, but because of its really bad writing and acting and... well yeah. Don't go see 'What the #*$*$! do we know' -- the answer is obviously... nothing.
Why does a deaf woman have an answering machine?...
and why was she able to hear it?

There are no words to describe how bad it was, I will pay you not to see it.