Eli has a Girlfriend
Evidently Eli has a girlfriend at school. Liza is her name, some cute little Swedish blonde-haired blue-eyed child that worships the earth he walks on. I have yet to meet this little beauty, but it warms my heart that Eli has found a bond with one of his peers. Of course, this is a fleeting fancy and he'll end up marrying Iris or something, but hey, for the time being, this is damned cute. Eli has already proclaimed his intentions of marrying Liza, but we all know what a man will say to get a girl.
I so want pictures of them together.
Are Whoppers diet food?
So, I've said this before in earlier posts, but Eli needs to teach me his tricks. He clearly has a way with the ladies.***Also, Whoppers are, indeed, diet food if Malamars and and whipped cream from the can are your standard meals.