Albatross Projects
I just can't seem to finish off my albatross projects and push them out the door. I've been working on just doing a transfer of a web site from one server to another, and I'm finding ALL SORTS of formatting issues with it that I'm painstakingly fixing for my (future) client. Can't I just be done with it already?

That's because you're ADD just like me, and starting new shit is a lot more exciting and rewarding than finishing old shit. Just start something brand new! You'll feel better, I promise. >-) (Don't ask me, I have this new freakin' Satanic mission thing going where I have no morality or ethics lately...)
What about starting a new life?