When you can't post a real entry, meme it!

Two Words:

1. Explain what ended your last relationship.
Long Distance

2. When was the last time you shaved?
This Evening.

3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
Watching Television.

4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Reading Websites.

5. Are you any good at math?
Former Glory.

6. Your prom night?
Annoying Infidelity.

7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
Henry Ford.

8. Have you had to take a loan out for school?
Good Scholarship.

9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
total abstinence.

10. Last thing received in the mail?
Awesome wine.

11. How many different beverages have you had today?
four types.

12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
Almost always.

13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
Depeche Mode

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
not often

15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
Wisdom teeth.

16. What is out your back door?
beautiful hills.

17. Any plans for Friday night?
Shabbat dinner.

18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
salty grit?!

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
unfortunately, yes.

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
several times.

21. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
who doesn't?

22. Some things you are excited about?
almost everything.

23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
citrus flavors

24. Describe your keychain(s)?
heavy metal.

25. Where do you keep your change?
big jar.

26. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
September. Wedding.

27. What kind of winter coat do you own?
wool overcoat.

28. What was the weather like on your graduation day?
who cares!

29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
open. pets.